The @RowlandReport Brexit Awards
Sponsored by Shahin Kebab Van, outside Waitrose, Weybridge
Ernst Stavro Blofeld prize for pantomime villainy
Michael Gove for doing his oppo over with such elan – covered on Day 7
The Calor Gas trophy for best burn
Theresa May for her destruction of Jeremy Corbyn at PMQs on day 27
The Lunchtime O’Booze award for best nutshelling of the Tory leadership candidates
The Rt Hon Ken Clarke QC, for his off air remarks on the candidates on day 12
Best politician in a supporting role: Malcolm Rifkind
Katie Hopkins award for best trolling
Donald Tusk for this classic exemplar mixing sport, politics and pop culture:
Honourable mentions: Nigel Farage for crowing at the European Parliament: You’re not laughing now, Nadine Dorries in general.
The Alan Partridge award for most awkward moment
Boris Johnson, at the hands of the State Dept Pool on Day 26
The Chubby Checker prize for most surprising twist
Andrea Leadsom’s withdrawal from the Tory leadership contest on Day 18…
The Fyffes award for transparency in elections
Jointly to Tom Watson, Jeremy Corbyn and the Labour NEC for the eligibility criteria for the Labour leadership contest
Mystic Meg medal for worst prediction of the month
The award goes to me for saying: ‘the death of George Osborne is much exaggerated’ on Day 5. George may have to deal with some austerity of his own (via Guido)….
The Dick Cheney love for power award
The Conservative party for its breathtaking three week PM-resignation-to-new-cabinet-appointed process
The Annie Lennox award for sisters doing it for themselves
Theresa May and Angela Merkel
Runners up: Nicola Sturgeon and Ruth Davidson